I hear it’s someone’s birthday. Congratulations on being one year older, here’s to many more. Mushy sappy stuff here. Glad you’re around. Swag swag hustle.

You had to have known this one was coming. As if there ever any question.

Let your weeaboo roam friend, Jongin. We’ll still support you in all your nerdy endeavors.

So Chanyeol can be on you when he’s not really on you, you feel me? Thuggin’. Holla.

Happy birthday, Jongin. You’re an extremely hard worker and deserve nothing but the best. Thank you for being a (mostly) great dongsaeng. Hope your day goes well. Love, Kris hyung.